Mixed Martial Arts & Crafts

Mixed Martial Arts & Crafts

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Teen Wolf AU: Derek and Stiles are supposed to go undercover as a couple. The only problem? They hate each other. Stiles thinks he has the pretending part down, but Derek clearly hasn’t. Cue lots of practice making eyes at each other, and practice kissing, which then leads to pretend making eyes at each other and pretend kissing on the job, which totally doesn’t lead to real making eyes at each other and pining and kissing. Nope, not a chance. 

(Source: spookedsterek, via therealbeeej)

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every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.

(Source: ponchopeligroso, via eeyore9990)

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mydrunkkitchen:

ultrafacts:

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Although it is popularly claimed that Adidas is an acronym for All Day I Dream About Sports, that phrase is a backronym; the name is actually a portmanteau formed from “Adi” (a nickname for Adolf) and “Das” (from “Dassler”)

WHAT

I had no idea, about the acronym, that is. Now I’m curious what the world thinks Haribo stands for.

mydrunkkitchen:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Although it is popularly claimed that Adidas is an acronym for All Day I Dream About Sports, that phrase is a backronym; the name is actually a portmanteau formed from “Adi” (a nickname for Adolf) and “Das” (from “Dassler”)

WHAT

I had no idea, about the acronym, that is. Now I’m curious what the world thinks Haribo stands for.

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edwardspoonhands:

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday?

It’s not that the parents start repeating themselves. They’ve been doing it for a long time. It’s the kids finally starting to listen on the first try. Parents are just not used to that.I’m a daughter and an aunt to a teenager. I experience and witness both.

edwardspoonhands:

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday?

It’s not that the parents start repeating themselves. They’ve been doing it for a long time. It’s the kids finally starting to listen on the first try. Parents are just not used to that.

I’m a daughter and an aunt to a teenager. I experience and witness both.

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carolineeand:

cynthiakao:

mdthwomp:

quickweaves:

guccimaneuver:

britteryikes:

This is terrifying.

this is so fucking disgusting smh

My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life

What the flying fuck just happened???

What the hell?! What happened after this? This is so upsetting.

So, I googled this to find out if there was anything I could do. More information.

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"One of the officers involved in the incident has been previously named in two excessive force lawsuits that resulted in settlements paid out by the city of Hammond."

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youthestars:

The writer of Mummy on the Orient Express, Jamie Mathieson did a thread on reddit where people could ask him questions.
And that was one of the questions that popped up. I’m literally dying in laughter, idk anymore HAHA

youthestars:

The writer of Mummy on the Orient Express, Jamie Mathieson did a thread on reddit where people could ask him questions.

And that was one of the questions that popped up.
I’m literally dying in laughter, idk anymore HAHA

(via phoenixi77)

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rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.
And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.
Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.
Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

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